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When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?794
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You''re so ugly when you were born, your mother saw the afterbirth and said "Twins!"60
If this student were any more stupid, he''d have to be watered twice a week.91
Your so stupid you got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!95
Your so dumb you spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for a door knob!91
Your so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go burr70
Who wears your GOOD clothes?1070
You better hide, the garbage collector is coming!98
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The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.99
The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn''t coming.93
 

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Ever since I saw you in your family tree I''ve wanted to cut it down.

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Ever since I saw you in your family tree I''ve wanted to cut it down.
 
 
 
 
 
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