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Who wears your GOOD clothes?
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The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
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The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn''t coming.
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When your daughter''s IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
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If your brain was chocolate it wouldn''t fill an M&M.
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Keep talking, someday you''ll say something intelligent.
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Pardon me, but you''ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
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So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
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Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn''t.
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If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
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I''d love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
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I''ll never forget the first time we met - although I''ll keep trying.
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I''m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
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If what you don''t know can''t hurt you, she''s invulnerable.
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He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!
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He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
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Here''s 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
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How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
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I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you''ve never used it.
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I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
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I don''t consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
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I don''t think you are a fool. But then what''s MY opinion against thousands of others?
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I know you are nobody''s fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
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I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
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