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You're So Fat

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The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
You''re so fat when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE
You''re so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!
You''re so fat if you weighed five more pounds, you could get group insurance!
You''re so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it''s-coming-toward
You''re so fat if you got your shoes shined, you''d have to take his word for it!
Your so fat, that you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you are backing up.
Your so fat, that you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.
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