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You're So Stupid

You're so stupid
Your so stupid you got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
Your so dumb you spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for a door knob!
If this student were any more stupid, he''d have to be watered twice a week.
Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?
There is no vaccine against stupidity.
If I ever need a brain transplant, I''d choose yours because I''d want a brain that had never been u
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It''ll only take 10 seconds.
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
I don''t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
You so dumb you got blonde roots in your eyeballs.
Your so stupid, that you got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W''s.
Your so stupid, that you went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Your so stupid, that you went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
Your so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.
You''re so dumb you think Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
You''re so dumb it takes you an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes"!
You so stupid you probably think Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill.
You''re so dumb you think socialism means partying!
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