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You're So Ugly

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Your so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go burr		113
You better hide, the garbage collector is coming!		135
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!		147
Don''t you need a license to be that ugly?		41
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!		38
You''re so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they''d arrest you for mooning!		40
You''re so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they''d say "Sorry, no professionals!"		33
You''re so ugly your face is closed on weekends!		39
You''re so ugly you could be the poster child for abortion and birth control!		32
You''re so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!		37
You''re so ugly when you were born, your mother saw the afterbirth and said "Twins!"		91
You''re so ugly they know what time you were born, because your face stopped the clock!		37
She''s so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!		61
She''s so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!		36
Your face so so ugly when you cry the tears run up your face.		32
Your so ugly, your mother had to feed you with a sling shot.		35
Your so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you		30
She was so ugly... they used to push her face into dough to make gorilla biscuits		44
You''re so ugly you''d make a train take a dirt road!		40
You''re so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off!		38
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