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moscito		2
HVtVfZCHkdEhi		42
krSUdjgslk		24
Cum		40
yo mamma		15
Grom		65
You're so stupid		63
JPwmeWQOjXhnGT		41
Your so stupid you got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!		140
Your so dumb you spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for a door knob!		128
Your so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go burr		113
Who wears your GOOD clothes?		1135
You better hide, the garbage collector is coming!		135
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!		147
The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.		133
If this student were any more stupid, he''d have to be watered twice a week.		134
The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn''t coming.		131
When your daughter''s IQ reaches 50, she should sell.		1078
The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.		93
Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.		122
Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.		597
Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.		617
When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?		849
Yo momma armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!		46
Yo momma house so small her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting.		39
Yo momma house so small the doormat just says		50
Yo momma so small she gotta hang glide on a Dorito.		39
If your brain was chocolate it wouldn''t fill an M&M.		44
Keep talking, someday you''ll say something intelligent.		43
Pardon me, but you''ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.		37
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.		41
Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn''t.		39
There is no vaccine against stupidity.		47
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.		33
I''d love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.		39
I''ll never forget the first time we met - although I''ll keep trying.		42
I''m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?		36
I''ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!		47
If I ever need a brain transplant, I''d choose yours because I''d want a brain that had never been u		44
If what you don''t know can''t hurt you, she''s invulnerable.		40
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It''ll only take 10 seconds.		43
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?		46
He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!		42
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!		1488
He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.		33
Here''s 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!		43
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?		43
I''d like to see things from your point of view but I can''t seem to get my head that far up my ass.		40
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you''ve never used it.		34
I bet your mother has a loud bark!		758
I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?		33
I don''t consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.		31
I don''t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!		41
I don''t think you are a fool. But then what''s MY opinion against thousands of others?		39
I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?		34
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!		34
I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.		40
I know you are nobody''s fool but maybe someone will adopt you.		36
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.		34
I would ask you how old you are but I know you can''t count that high.		27
I''d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?		24
I''d like to leave you with one thought...but I''m not sure you have anywhere to put it!		25
A few beads short in her rosary.		27
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn''t have given you worse advice.		39
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?		24
Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.		63
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.		44
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?		28
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you''d had enough oxygen at birth?		41
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?		28
Don''t you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?		26
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?		28
Don''t you need a license to be that ugly?		41
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!		38
A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.		36
A doughnut short of being a cop.		29
A couple of slates short of a full roof.		32
A couplet short of a sonnet.		29
A cup and saucer short of a place setting.		31
A day late and a dollar short.		32
You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.		42
A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.		27
A 20th century man... The guy has no future.		37
A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem.		23
If you ever tax your brain, don''t charge more than a penny.		30
Don''t you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?		29
It''s your life --- but I wish you''d let us have it.		29
I don''t consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.		37
Man alive! But I wish you weren''t.		449
I admire you because I''ve never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief and a cheat.		24
You''re acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.		26
You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!		27
Ever since I saw you in your family tree I''ve wanted to cut it down.		25
I hear that when your mother first saw you she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police s		21
Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.		625
You''re a habit I''d like to kick; with both feet.		32
I hear the only place you''re ever invited is outside.		23
I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure.		23
You''ve never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.		39
You''re so fat when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE		41
You''re so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!		41
You''re so fat if you weighed five more pounds, you could get group insurance!		42
You''re so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it''s-coming-toward		37
You''re so fat if you got your shoes shined, you''d have to take his word for it!		36
Your so fat, that you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you are backing up.		36
Your so fat, that you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.		39
If I had change for a buck, I could have been your dad!		26
You''re like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.		45
Well I''ll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.		41
You''re the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.		21
Don''t you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so		24
You''re so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they''d arrest you for mooning!		40
You''re so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they''d say "Sorry, no professionals!"		33
You''re so ugly your face is closed on weekends!		39
You''re so ugly you could be the poster child for abortion and birth control!		32
You''re so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!		37
You''re so ugly when you were born, your mother saw the afterbirth and said "Twins!"		91
You''re so ugly they know what time you were born, because your face stopped the clock!		37
She''s so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!		61
She''s so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!		36
Your face so so ugly when you cry the tears run up your face.		32
Your so ugly, your mother had to feed you with a sling shot.		35
Your so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you		30
She was so ugly... they used to push her face into dough to make gorilla biscuits		44
You''re so ugly you''d make a train take a dirt road!		40
You''re so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off!		38
You so dumb you got blonde roots in your eyeballs.		39
Your so stupid, that you got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W''s.		38
Your so stupid, that you went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.		33
Your so stupid, that you went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.		34
Your so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.		37
You''re so dumb you think Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!		34
You''re so dumb it takes you an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes"!		29
You so stupid you probably think Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill.		38
You''re so dumb you think socialism means partying!		36
I''ll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy!		25
You''re so dumb you think manual labor is a Mexican!		37
I''ll hit you so hard by the time you come down, you''ll need a passport and an airplane ticket back		24
I''ll hit you so hard you''ll have to unzip your pants to say hi!		22

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